Maddie

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Advertising
Occupation President of Advertising Firm
Location Alabama
Introduction I know what you're thinking: I'm from Alabama and I have no business whatsoever pointing out the flaws of Hollywood Celebrities. But I'm very talented at running my mouth due to my years of working in Radio. I follow the daily lives of celebrities because it's a few hours a day that I am not trying to run my own advertising agency or be a mother to two little boys who demand juice every five mintues on rotating shifts. I have a wonderful bonus son who is determined to drive us all crazy and his mother (my husband's ex wife and dear friend of mine) into an early grave. My husband is a police officer and HORRIFIC pool boy. My mother's vocabulary includes words such as 'attack-ted' and 'muncho'. So who am I to tell celebrities that they should never have visible camel toe?
Interests So many...reading, yoga, writing, dancing.
Favorite Movies Napoleon Dynamite, Life, Emma
Favorite Music Elvis, Black Crows, Nickleback, 50 Cent, Celine Dion...that's right...Celine Dion.
Favorite Books Judith McNaught, Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Julia London

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

A smashing pair of jeans