Stan Bull
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Location | Türkiye |
| Introduction | I am a journalist and gentleman-adventurer with a heart of gold. I also come fully equipped with a shiny set of gnashers and pervasive foot odour. I generally remain nude for much of the Summer period you will be interested to know. As for likes and dislikes, I like God, trees, music, animals and ....the ladies. I also like England and the English-speaking World. I despise the extreme left and the extreme right in equal measure....And I really should cut down on my drinking. |
| Interests | Capitalist bloodsucking, Indulging in witty repartee, Writing smut, Fighting off the ladies, Defiling household pets with sharp implements |
| Favorite Music | Feist, Dragonette, Wolfsheim, Wagner, Snow Patrol, Mormon Tabernacle Choir |
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
You can tattoo an ankle but you can't tattoo a consequence.