Sydney

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Agriculture
Occupation	Chicken Pimp (Poultry Sales)
Location	Alabama
Introduction	WARNING - My blog frequently contains cursing and sexual content. I write compulsively. If that doesn't bother you, please read on. I love diamonds & flowers, computers and tech gadgets. Oh yes, and Lewis Black. Really. I would marry Lewis Black. I have an 18 year old son. He's brilliant. And funny. I myself am a single mother and a workaholic, so no telling where he picked up either of those two attributes. I sell dead chickens for a living even though my educational background is in psychology and I had initially wanted to be a forensic psychologist. So I guess, you could call me what one of my friends does, a chicken pimp. I may be sexy, (note that I said I may be, not that I am) but a lot of times, I think like a guy. The bitch of it is: I get my feelings hurt like a girl. Yes, I know. I'm not normal. Let's move on for God's sake.
Interests	Everything, Sex, Sales, Single Motherhood, Compulsive Writing, News, Comedy, Erotica, Art, Photography, Lewis Black, Leonard Cohen, Neil Young, Lenny Bruce, bikinis, thongs, doocedotcom, Kathleen Madigan, voyeurism
Favorite Movies	The Hunger, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Accidental Tourist, Falling Down
Favorite Music	Leonard Cohen, The Bloodhound Gang, Neil Young
Favorite Books	Yes well, I read many things. Nothing of any literary note if I can help it. I do like John Sanford a good bit.

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