Heather

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Maid, cook, mom
Location Munster, IN, United States
Introduction Homemaker. I like to buy stuff for my kitchen and take pictures of my kids doing dumb stuff so I can blackmail them later.
Interests Your mom, my kids, other people's boyfriends, cameras, cookware, coupons, stalking you on the internet, perez hilton, cakes, kitchen sundries.
Favorite Movies Waitress, Napoleon Dynamite, Brokeback Mountain.
Favorite Music Tori Amos, Sublime, No Doubt, La Roux, Incubus
Favorite Books Vonnegut, Steinbeck, anything else that is fun to read.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made of cheese, commemmorating my victory against opening a particularly difficult jar.