briliantdonkey

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation bartender/server
Location Florida, United States
Introduction Almost 40 something, with a dry sometimes sick sense of humor. I love to read, and even to write a little bit, but I can't rithmatic worth a damn.
Interests comedy, movies, writing, fantasy sports, reading, sudoku
Favorite Movies Godfather, Starwars, Outlaw Josey wales, Cape fear, Anything with Tom Hanks, Denzel, Deniro, Pacino, SEINFELD!!! FRIENDS!!!!(i know they arent movies but the best shows EVER)
Favorite Music Godsmack, Bad Company, Led Zepplin, Kenny Chesney, Gary Allen, Garth Brooks
Favorite Books The stand, Lord of the rings, Gone but not forgotten(Phillip Margolin), Flags of our Fathers, Along came a spider, Anything by James patterson, W.e.B Griffin, Stephen King, Phillip Margolin

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

Are we talking on the 5th time or the 8th? No, when I don't throw the clock through the window THAT is being lazy!