Dangard
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | muse |
| Location | Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a 35 year old brain injury survivor. I was majoring in psychology, but I accidentally created a blog that got a cult following, which then turned into a book. I just finished the second volume of the series at the end of October. My first book is titled The ESL Dating Diaries: A Collection of Broken English Love Letters. I go on dating sites hunting for the scammers that are trying to con people into sending money overseas. They write me in broken English, I write back in broken English, and the end result is these funny broken English love letters! The second volume is callled The ESL Dating Diaries, Volume II: the Essential Barrier of Language Was; it is now available on Amazon. I am currently busy writing every literary agent I can find that does humor to try & find an agent to help me turn this into something big! I haven't found one yet, but I found a database of over 800 of them, and i'm not stopping until I find one! |
| Interests | Psychology, Russian, reading, writing, football, collecting football cards, music in general, choir at school |
| Favorite Movies | Terminator 2:Judgment Day, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Dogma, Old School, The Out Of Towners, As Good As It Gets, While You Were Sleeping, You've Got Mail, the Bachelor, The Departed, Catch Me If You Can, Superman Returns, Wedding Crashers, Airplane II, Wrongfully Accused |
| Favorite Music | Josh Groban, Pink Floyd, Tiamat, Amorphis, U2, TheCure, Tori Amos, Katatonia, Pantera, Metallica, Slayer, REM, Yanni, Paul Carrack, Enya, Emperor, Fear Factory, King Diamond, Primus, Hootie &The Blowfish, Beatallica, Sting, Maroon 5, Justin Timberlake, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Cornbread Red, Chris Cornell, My Dying Bride, Edge Of Sanity, Celine Dion, John Denver, Simon & Garfunkel |
| Favorite Books | Over My Head: A doctors Own Story of Head Injury from the Inside Looking Out, by Claudia L. Osborn I Love Me, Vol. I, S. Wordrow's Palindrome Encyclopedia, by Michael Donner Get In The Van, by Henry Rollins The Far Side Pearls Before Swine The Audacity Of Hope, By Barack Obama |
Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to? I'm betting they'd go with XM radio so they can get a customized station that plays their favorites. The Eagles, The Birds, Flock of Seagulls, Them Crooked Vultures, The Black Crows,