KingRoper

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Gender Male
Location Hell's Kitchen, New York
Introduction A man watched the circus parade pass by -as he sees the man following the elephants with a shovel cleaning up their massive piles of shit, he asks, "Can't you find a better job?" To which the man with the shovel says, "What - and quit show business?"
Interests TV junkie - currently The Office, Simpsons, Slings & Arrows, Mile High, Jon Stewart, Discovery Science Channel docs, Project Runway, I also read around a book a week.
Favorite Movies What's Up Doc?, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Koyaanisqatsi, All About Eve, Mullholland Drive
Favorite Music I own 5 or more albums by, Robbie Williams, Green Day, They Might Be Giants, Chris Isaak, Blondie, Henry Rollins, Sandra Bernhard, King Missile, Pretenders, The Partridge Family, Jill Sobule, Christine Lavin, Less Than Jake, Soul Coughing
Favorite Books Blue Heaven, Was, anything by, Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Robbins, Christopher Moore, Jean Genet, Mark Twain.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Why would I need to?