wakeupandsmellthecoffee

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About me

Location Northwest, United Kingdom
Introduction I'm a stunningly attractive and intelligent woman in her 20s who lives life to the fullest. That's on the inside. On the outside I'm a 40-ish bored and desperate housewife who just this year discovered I might be menopausal.
Favorite Movies Lost in Translation, It's a Wonderful Life, White Christmas, Cats and Dogs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Favorite Music just about any

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

Because it's Come to School Naked Day, not Come to School Naked and Swim Day