West Side, Inside Do-Nothing
| Occupation | Armed Babysitter |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I'll let you in on a little secret...I actually push a beat car. District and watch to remain a secret. |
| Interests | Deception, Misinformation, Aggravating the unintelligent, Ruffling the feathers of Hair Gels. |
| Favorite Movies | Saving Private Ryan, The Big Lebowski, Kingpin to name the first three that come to mind. |
| Favorite Music | Too much to list, spanning the gamut of pretty much every conceivable genre. |
| Favorite Books | I don't read books. |
What the fuck happened to this job?