Martini Cartwheels

My blogs

Gender	Female
Occupation	Blogger
Location	The Beautiful Pioneer Valley, New England, United States
Introduction	Some people dance like no one is watching. I prefer to blog like no one is reading. Because no one probably is. Every once in a while an irreverent post may pop up that makes fun of life and things generally regarded as serious. That's because we are not here for a long time, we a here for a good time. And because I can be a smart ass. So let's shake things up, shall we?
Interests	Provincetown, Northampton, Politics, Lesbian and Gay Issues, Microbrews, Western Mass, Photography
Favorite Movies	Animal House, Bridget Jones's Diary, Hairspray (the original), Love Actually, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Hunger, The Queen, Trainspotting, Waiting for Guffman, The Wizard of Oz
Favorite Books	The Four Agreements, The Mastery of Love, The Voice of Knowlege

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

Whittling with soap because I don't like wood. Was that too fresh an answer?