Avery Dylan
Industry | Consulting |
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Occupation | Smoke Salesman - Pearl diver at the Red Lobster |
Location | Oneonta the Capital of Deep Thought!, New York, United States |
Introduction | I could run the world if they'd let me. Two years ago I was working for an international restaurant chain - NOW? I'm Osama bin Ladin's alibi! I could show bin Ladin a thing or two about making videos. Remember - if you're gonna sell smoke - put it in a fancy package! And my biggest interest is ME! I'm the crusading film maker who brings you the truth! Now I'm working on my image, practicing that tough look of the shirt collar outside the jacket, I'm just an urban gorilla, or is that guerilla? Anyway I play the part of ME in my movies. I've never been the leader of a cult before - it's exciting! |
Interests | Crying Wolf & Proving that P.T. Barnum was RIGHT!, Snipe Hunt Leader! |
Favorite Movies | Loose Change 64! The final, final final cut until 65. . . |
Favorite Music | Pop goes the weasel - I identify with the weasel, and it sounds like an explosion. . . |
Favorite Books | One not already colored in. |