Mister Bean

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About me

Industry Education
Occupation TEACHER
Location Oakland, CA, United States
Introduction Foul mouthed, juvenile soul who just loves kids! Really, I do like them, and save all my cussing for the blog. Don't tell me you don't cuss when they're not around.
Interests Chalk, sniffing markers, tardy slips, detention, gold stars, science fair ribbons, etc.
Favorite Music Toby Summerfield, Mucca Pazza, Transmission, Walt Mink, and other, normal shit you've probably heard of.
Favorite Books The ones: Michael Chabon, Douglas Adams, Leslie Marmon Silko, David Sedaris, Bill Bryson, Mark Twain, Terry Pratchett, Hanif Kureishi, Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, Dave Eggers, Haruki Murakmi, Sherman Alexie and lots.

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

Crack pipe and crack pipe ashtray.