Mister Bean
My blogs
Industry | Education |
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Occupation | TEACHER |
Location | Oakland, CA, United States |
Introduction | Foul mouthed, juvenile soul who just loves kids! Really, I do like them, and save all my cussing for the blog. Don't tell me you don't cuss when they're not around. |
Interests | Chalk, sniffing markers, tardy slips, detention, gold stars, science fair ribbons, etc. |
Favorite Music | Toby Summerfield, Mucca Pazza, Transmission, Walt Mink, and other, normal shit you've probably heard of. |
Favorite Books | The ones: Michael Chabon, Douglas Adams, Leslie Marmon Silko, David Sedaris, Bill Bryson, Mark Twain, Terry Pratchett, Hanif Kureishi, Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, Dave Eggers, Haruki Murakmi, Sherman Alexie and lots. |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
Crack pipe and crack pipe ashtray.