thepopeofbeers
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | VA, United States |
| Introduction | Watch me write my first book! I will fuck up, be ass brilliant, get drunk, muse about tangentially related things, but most of all, make excuses to avoid the actual writing part. |
| Interests | alcohol, axolotls, blow jobs, cephalopods, chocolate, cigarettes, cows, creative writing, crocodiles, crustaceans, Cthulhu, cuddling, cummerbunds, dinosaurs, dogs, dreams, evolution, fanfiction, fat free milk, friendly mutton chops, horror, Impossible Creatures, the Joker, Ke$ha, Lady GaGa, laughter, men, money, Pokémon, pumpkin bread, Rupaul's Drag Race, science fiction, sarcasm, The Sims 2, sharks, sleep, Star Trek Online, Stephen Colbert, sushi, Taco Bell, Wikipedia, your mom |
| Favorite Books | Animorphs, Brokeback Mountain, Calvin and Hobbes, The Catcher in the Rye, Everworld, Evolution, The Far Side, Good Omens, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, House of Leaves, John Dies at the End, Last Night at the Lobster, The Magician King, The Magicians, A Prayer for the Dying, Raptor Red, Soon I Will Be Invincible, Watchmen |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Condoms.