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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sewage worker |
| Location | The Big Smoke, Canada |
| Introduction | Fat, old but not yet bald. Like cats, dogs, some Humans |
| Interests | Red wine |
| Favorite Movies | Them, Forbidden Planet, Earth Girls are Easy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (all parts) Orphé |
| Favorite Music | Skinny Puppy, Ramstein, Ornette Coleman, Nikko Case, Bach, The Carrie Nations |
| Favorite Books | Fowler's Modern English Usage, Altered Carbon, Wasp |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Wat?, uh Dude?