Aubie

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Gender	Male
Industry	Maritime
Occupation	chummer
Location	St. Johns, Newfoundland
Introduction	Aubie is a 27 year old non-working immature idiot. His father Brian Madison who runs Madison Hotels is retiring and is thinking of handing his company to Aubie, but also thinking of giving it to Eric Gordon, a weasel-like co-worker of Madison Hotels. Aubie strikes a deal with his father to go through grades 1-12 to earn the company. He still goofs off in school and tries to score with his teachers, including his sexy third grade teacher, Veronica Vaughn.
Interests	pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
Favorite Movies	Shawshank Redemption, Fletch, Raising Arizona, the Pianist, Animal House, Office Space, Saving Private Ryan
Favorite Music	Polka, Warren Zevon, Zamfir - Master of the Pan Flute, Roger Whitacre
Favorite Books	comic, coloring, phone

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

Aqua Velva. Lots of Aqua Velva