Dick the Prick

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Government
Occupation Cheese smeller
Location NutsgoneNorth, Antarctica
Introduction My privet hedge is gonna take over the world, the world I tells yee - or rather just be a hunk of dead stuff at the end of my garden.
Interests Aardvarks, pickles
Favorite Movies My beautiful haemorrhoids
Favorite Music Sonia, Bros, Cliff Richard
Favorite Books The how to insulate your loft manual - 1997 (1998 is rubbish)