Bob Cooper
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Slightly Unemployed, but Fully Loaded |
| Introduction | I like pork chops and scotch, scotch, scotch. I love scotch. I have many leather bound books and my condo smells of rich mahogany. I collect catalogs, miniature ships & lighthouses. I think that I'm very important & generally better than everyone. I'm legally color blind. |
| Interests | Jealousy, Perusing trash for something that might catch my fancy, Shoe cobbling, Getting good & drunk with my lady friend, Fist fights with people half my age, Being a patronizing pompous fucking jerk, Ascots & white dress shirts, Washing my siding with Formula 409, Stealing newspapers & improving my bean situation. I also enjoy senile old broads & pretending to not be home. |
| Favorite Movies | I don't have time for movies I'm Bob Cooper. |
| Favorite Music | Perry Como |
| Favorite Books | The Long Suffering, Endlessly Grousing |
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