Jen Has A Pen

My blogs

Gender	Female
Location	Tallahassee, Florida, United States
Introduction	Welcome to my site! Followers make me happy, so I hope you find something that interests you. :-) I'm sarcastic, but sincere. I love words, cheese, dachshunds, Sharpies, and pajamas. I lucked into a marriage I didn't know I wanted to a man who deserves someone far thinner, smarter, and richer than I. Right now, we have waged a war against infertility and are doing our best to make a baby despite my "issues". I require polish on my toenails and a ponytail holder around my wrist before I leave the house, but otherwise, I'm pretty sloppy in appearance. I am TV obsessed. I require celebrity gossip to breathe. I personify ALL inanimate objects, including my pituitary tumor (named Tina Tumor), and my broken cervix (Cessily). I love nicknames and speech impediments. I could eat chips and salsa until my stomach exploded, and much to the dismay of my mother, I have NO secrets. I hope you enjoy. Feel free to e-mail me if you have any questions! Blog on!
Interests	relationships, travel, writing, dachshunds, cooking, parenting, infertility, adoption, pituitary tumors, PCOS, cervical cancer