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About me

Introduction All I ever wanted in life was to make a difference, be worshipped like a goddess, travel the globe, conquer the universe, make my own rules, meet interesting people, find the missing link, fight the good fight, live for the moment, seize each day, make a fortune, vanquish the dragon, be super popular but too cool to care, be master of my own fate, embrace my destiny, feel as much as I can, give too much, love everything, have faith, put family first because I'm lucky and privileged.
Favorite Movies Across the Universe, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, St. Elmo's Fire, Love Me If You Dare, The Hangover.
Favorite Music Beatles, Michael Jackson, Incubus, OK Go.
Favorite Books Eric Carle, William Shakespeare, John Irving, Margaret Atwood.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Thank you for the sticky cock.