Kurt

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Yam Interrogation and Beet Rehabilitation
Location New York
Introduction I am a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, microwaved on "barely literate" for 15 seconds and served ala mode.
Interests Unlocking the secrets to time travel using only my keen intellect and the help of my plucky young assistant "Penny". Also, mooning co-eds.
Favorite Movies Things involving Zombies, or real humor, or Keanu Reeves.
Favorite Books Think of the coolest smartest most intellectually-stimulating book you've ever read and then put it on this list. Who's impressive? I am.

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

Snapping a consequence won't make me scream like a girl.