Mrs. Pickle
| Location | wouldn't you like to know! I have already had one fucking stalker I don't need another. |
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| Introduction | I made this blog so I can tell all about my wild experiences and gossip about those I Know. Some things you might give a shit about knowing. 1. I have a vagina 2. I am in my late 20’s 3. My doctor says I am STD free 4. I have a crazy family 5. I have dated many fucked up people 6. I have pickles in my fridge but none currently in my ass 7. Laughing makes me happy 8. I am married 9. I adore reality TV 10. I need my mouth washed out with soap 11. And last but not least, I am not gay. I prefer penis (sorry Ladies) |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
Homemade anal beads of course! Oh she would love it I just know it!