sarkoffagus
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Private dancer... dancing for money |
| Location | Way over there, IN, United States |
| Introduction | I microwave my TV dinners 20 seconds longer than the box suggests. My left foot is slightly bigger than my right. Carrier pigeons scare me because they know all our secrets. My watch is broken but I can't undo the band with one hand so it's still on my wrist and if someone asks what time it is, I say, "Noon," because it's usually pretty close to that. |
| Interests | Many things interest me but nothing more than people who can't specify interests. |
| Favorite Movies | Ones with subtitles |
| Favorite Music | Songs with subtitles |
| Favorite Books | Books with subtitles and lotsa pictures |