chipdouglas
Gender | Male |
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Industry | Telecommunications |
Occupation | CABLE GUY |
Location | Uptown, Chicago, United States |
Introduction | Well you're a nice guy! You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'. |
Interests | Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus! |
Favorite Movies | Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules! |
Favorite Music | You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane, in a little rockumentary called "Gimme Shelter, " about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont. That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight, it's my turn. |
Favorite Books | You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God! |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
"There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?"