zeebling

About me

Introduction Welcome to This Is A Terrible Idea, in which I attempt to form coherent thoughts on topics as diverse as not being a dick, my pending world domination, and my consideration of whether the squirrels that live our yard can feel my love. My favorite color is Spartan green. My favorite food is carbs. I like football - not playing it of course, I'm not insane - but watching it. I like going places. I like my husband, he's hilarious. My friends are pretty awesome, too. Most of the time I even like my co-workers. I don't like the following things: grasshoppers, wet clothing, organized religion, men who want to control my uterus, seafood, reality television, working out, people driving too slow in front of me and grocery shopping.
Interests coffee, wine, squirrels, Downton Abbey, Aaron Sorkin, shoes, Pickles the cat, the Spartans, being awesome

You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?

My tiara. Dammit.