JordanBaker

About me

Gender Female
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Corporate Whipping Gal
Location Washington, D.C., United States
Introduction #1 on Google for Lloyd Bentsen crunk. You know it is, mofo!
Interests Baseball, books, booze, bacon, Bravo.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

My broccoli cocktail dress. That way everyone would be repulsed by me, and we could all chow down on the dude wearing the delicious suit of bacon.