Joe Simmons

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Comedian
Location	Cape Coral, Florida, United States
Introduction	In 2005 I started this as a humor blog, and it has at times been monumentally successful and at other times been completely ignored by both the readership AND myself. Somewhere between then and now, enough people told me that I should try stand up comedy that I went and did it. I now tour the nation. Well, okay, mostly Florida, but that is in "the nation", right? Anyway, you should make friends with me now because it won't be long before there won't be any more room on this bandwagon.
Interests	Being funny, Not having any annoying interests
Favorite Movies	Who really cares?
Favorite Music	Again, does anyone actually read this?
Favorite Books	Anything by Dave Barry, which kind of explains my sense of humor.

The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?

Grab the back of his jersey. If the ref sees it, claim that the jersey illegally grabbed your hand and the foul should be on HIM.