TheCleaningWoman

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About me

Introduction A rubber chicken. Generally tasteless, hard to swallow and very flammable.
Favorite Movies The Holy Grail, LA Story, Being John Malkovich, Dangerous Liaisons, Lemony Snickett, The Emperor's New Groove
Favorite Music Peter Gabriel, Robbie Williams, Thomas Dolby, Marc Almond
Favorite Books Pure Drivel

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

I stick a bendy straw in my ear and suck.