Melissa
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Almost a real nurse! |
| Location | Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a b-tch! Wait, Meredith Brooks already said that didn't she? Ah, heck I'll use her most excellent brand of early nineties girl-power rock inspiration to do this intro. My name is Melissa (or Missy, I answer to both)and I love to write as much as I love oxygen. I'm a lover-nope, still single. Scratch that line. I'm a child-well, THAT one's true. My mom rocks. I'm a mother-to Boy Wonder or Captain Asperger's, my almost 16 year old man-child. I'm a sinner-yep, that one's true too. Don't save me, though. I like being a heathen. I'm a saint-well, that one's debatable. A nun maybe...well, I'm not Catholic so scratch that. No canonization in my future. I do not feel ashamed-now THIS is 100% true. Despite the bumps, lumps, potholes and pratfalls I've encountered on my journey, I am proud of the person I have become. |
| Interests | Hanging with the kiddo and furry tribe, writing, reading, making dirty poems with my magnetic poetry words, singing karaoke-sometimes well!, spending time with my friends, volunteering, shopping |
| Favorite Movies | The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink, Napoleon Dynamite, The Crow, Romeo and Juliet (old AND new) |
| Favorite Music | Tori Amos, Liz Phair, Anna Nalick, Katie Melua, Death Cab for Cutie, Evanescence, Postal Service, The Cure, Marilyn Manson, NIN, White Zombie, and too many others to list |
| Favorite Books | Haven Kimmel is a goddess, and if I listed every author I have a squealy girl-crush on we WOULD be here all day |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
I believe that the spork is the most evolved implement of cutlery, just because it's fun to say.