Criquette

My blogs

Gender	Female
Location	Kansas, United States
Introduction	I like laughing at myself and life's little ironies. Coffee, chocolate and cake are my essential food groups. I am allergic to physical fitness. I despise intolerance, prejudice and cruelty, especially to children and animals. I am looking forward to heaven, where I will be reunited with beloved family and pets, will eat cake every day and never gain weight, will be able to sing on-key, and will finally make peace with algebra.
Interests	Knitting, quilting, gardening, family, friends, faith, food, music, reading, psychology, nature
Favorite Movies	Lost In Translation, The Shawshank Redemption, Napoleon Dynamite, Crash, The Company
Favorite Music	Shawn McDonald, John Mellencamp, Holly-Go-Lightly, Neville Brothers, David Crowder Band
Favorite Books	Tormenting Thoughts and Secret Rituals, The Sexy Years, Enslaved by Ducks, Pride and Prejudice, The Accidental Tourist, Cat Heaven

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

Excuse me, but I don't discuss the personal choices of others.