young-pap

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About me

Occupation 走狗
Location Region: 狗洞, Town: 狗窝
Introduction I am a professional ass-licker cum apple polisher. No ass is too dirty to lick and no apple is too rotten to polish, so long as they lead to money and power. 拍马专家。马屁精。您要奴才如何拍,奴才就如何拍。保管合您心意。但请记得付钱。有钱能使鬼推磨。
Interests Lick Asses, Polish Apples,拍马屁,钻狗洞
Favorite Movies The Amazing World of Dogs, 我当走狗的日子
Favorite Music Woof Woof, 汪汪, 李宗盛之凡人歌:“道义放两旁,把利字带中间”
Favorite Books How to lick asses and polish apples effectively?, 101 ways to lick asses and polish apples, 拍马一百招,厚黑学