The most divine Pimp, master of the jazz

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Pimp, panty line spotter, goat hassler
Location Tring, United Kingdom
Introduction Neil Cain grew up in darkest Essex and now lives in the rolling Chiltern hills. He's a design graduate of Anglia Ruskin University and has worked as a product and graphic designer, a photographer and a mountain bike guide. He likes a healthy debate, exploring new places, funky punky music, good coffee, real ale, bikes, surfing, big scary mountains, empty beaches, nice smiles and describing himself in the third person.
Interests Mountain biking, surfing, diving (although I haven't been for a while), snowboarding, driving small fast cars down country lanes (but less of that now as I'm a very professional and responsible adult), sleeping, eating, drinking, farting, tunes, designy stuff, taking halfway decent photos, good food, strong coffee and real ale, old pubs with no TVs, finding naughty piccies of ladies that love other ladies on t'interweb, seeing new and interesting parts of the world, friends, talking crap, hiding monkey pictures in pieces of commercial graphic design
Favorite Movies Star Wars, Leon, Point Break, The Living Daylights, The Princess Bride, Hot Shots, Blue Juice, The Usual Suspects, Aliens
Favorite Music Ska, funk, punk, soul, new wave, funky breakbeat, metal, good hip hop, jazz, folk, reggae, chilled out classics
Favorite Books The Lord of the Rings, anything by Len Deighton, The Fall of Yugoslavia, Shadow of the Wind

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

The squelchy buttock drop.